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There's no booze and only one hooker. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Moving along… You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.

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No! I want to live!

There are still too many things I don't own! This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I just told you! You've killed me! Leela's gonna kill me. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!

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I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Oh yeah, good luck with that. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Bender, quit destroying the universe!

Shut up and get to the point! When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!

You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Yes! In your face, Gandhi! File not found. When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. Look, last night was a mistake.

I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Oh yeah, good luck with that. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like

Shut up and get to the point! When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!

 

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I just told you! You've killed me! You don't know how to do any of those. Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Oh yeah, good luck with that. And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?

You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! It must be wonderful. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.

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Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. No, she'll probably make me do it. No, she'll probably make me do it. Who are you, my warranty?! Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!

You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! Oh God, what have I done?

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Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!

We're rescuing ya. No, I'm Santa Claus! Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Hello Morbo, how's the family? The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

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I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike.

Shut up and get to the point! When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!

You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Yes! In your face, Gandhi! File not found. When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. Look, last night was a mistake.

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